The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 1/30/17 - 2/3/17.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: What does the term "best" in "best man" mean?
ANSWER: Best swordsman...in case the bride tries to run away or angry family members try to stop the wedding.
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: What is the most expensive object in the world by weight?
ANSWER: The One-Cent Magenta Stamp sold at Sotheby's for $9.5 million in 2014.
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: What is the difference between a graveyard and a cemetery?
ANSWER: A graveyard adjoins a church, where a cemetery doesn't. You can bury ashes in a cemetery.
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: Why did John Paul Larkin record the song "Scatman?"
ANSWER: To embrace his stutter!
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: What happens to the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence every single day?
ANSWER: They are lowered into a bomb-proof safe