The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 7/13/20 to 7/17/20.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: How have your children embarrassed you in public? The #1 answer from parents was "Shouting something inappropriate." What was #2?
ANSWER: Getting undressed
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: Eight percent of Americans do this every single morning. What is it?
ANSWER: Weigh themselves
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: A recent poll asked, "On a first date, what's a sure sign that you won't have a second date?" The #1 answer was "If they're rude to servers." What was #2?
ANSWER: When they pay too much attention to their phone
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: Of all the standard spring-cleaning chores, what did people vote as the worst?
ANSWER: Washing the windows
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: A survey of parents found that a kid should be 9 years old before they can (blank). What is it?
ANSWER: Get an allowance