The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 6/15/20 to 6/19/20.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: For what reason have almost 30% of people used a sick day at least once?
ANSWER: A bad hair day
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: If you throw a party this weekend, 22% of your friends who show up will have what in common?
ANSWER: They won’t bring anything
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: A recent poll said, "I knew I'd turned into my parents when I heard myself saying (blank)." The #1 answer was "Because I said so." What was #2?
ANSWER: “Turn the lights off!”
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: Two percent of people admit they've done this for their pet. What is it?
ANSWER: Read to them
5
FRIDAY
No question today.