The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 10/7/19 to 10/11/19.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: A recent poll said, "If my pet could answer just one question, I'd ask them (blank)." The top two answers were "Are you happy?" and what?
ANSWER: Do you love me?
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: The number one reason people want to move was that their current house is too small. What is the second reason?
ANSWER: Their yard is too small.
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: What do 6% of women and 2% of men hate about themselves?
ANSWER: Their ankles
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: Where have 25% of women cried?
ANSWER: A salon
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: Only 19% of people would be willing to buy a used what?
ANSWER: Hat