The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 1/28/19 to 2/1/19.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: "I'm pretty sure the thing that's been in my fridge or freezer the longest is (blank)." The top answer was condiment/salad dressing. The second answer was some type of meat. What was the third answer?
ANSWER: Pickles
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: Fill in the blank: Almost 5% of people called in sick last year because they ___.
ANSWER: Wanted to watch their favorite TV show
3
WEDNESDAY
No question today.
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: 90% of dog owners swear that their dogs can do what?
ANSWER: Smile
5
FRIDAY
No question today.