The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 4/9/18 to 4/13/18.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: The average American does what 60% more today than they did just 5 years ago?
ANSWER: Text
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: Around 20% of women have called it quits with a guy because he had what?
ANSWER: A snake / snakes
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: About 25% of us never use what?
ANSWER: Deoderant
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: The average person spends anywhere from 9 to 20 minutes waiting for what?
ANSWER: To fall asleep
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: What has been found to be accurate about 22% of the time?
ANSWER: Fortune cookies