It's been a long time since it's been this cold, last winter the temperatures barely got to freezing and now after a couple of day's of this cold weather we have to bring out the "It's So Cold Jokes".  Here are a few that made us chuckle, feel free to add you own to the list.

It's so cold...

  • The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
  • Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
  • Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
  • You have to break the smoke off your chimney
  • You have to open the fridge to heat the house
  • Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
  • Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
  • Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
  • People look forward to getting a fever
  • Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears
  • I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
  • We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
  • Refrigerators are redundant
  • Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins

Those are just a few good for a laugh please share if you have a funny one or two.

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