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Free White House Tours Cancelled Citing Sequester
Call the 24-hour White House Visitor's Office at 202-456-7041 and listen to the biggest crock of insupportable bull-pucky as free tours of "The People's House" will be cancelled effective Saturday, March 9, 2013, until further notice, due to staffing reductions resulting from sequestration!
White House Petitioned To Make Day After Super Bowl A National Holiday
The red-blooded Americans of 4for4.com Fantasy Football are true public servants. These dedicated football junkies hope fellow U.S. citizens will rally behind them and sign a petition at WhiteHouse.gov asking the Obama Administration to declare the Monday following Super Bowl Sunday a national holiday.
‘Star Wars’ News: White House Nixes Death Star Plans
For whatever reason, 'Star Wars' fans petitioned the White House wanting the United States to make a Death Star. That the country our the government has no interest in making one is no surprise. But the Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget Paul Shawcross responded to the petition in the nerdiest way possible.
Multiple States Sign Petitions To Secede The United States



