Insane Pre-Race Thoughts
If you have two legs and a nose, we want you to have the best time of your life, multiplied by 100, on an obstacle course that will make you think your walking or bouncing on the moon! You've got to run this! You have to understand, this is not a normal race! You'll sprint, carom, hop, jump, leap, ricochet, bound and rebound! Running the Insane Inflatable 5K at UMass Dartmouth on Saturday, October 3rd, is 50% springiness, 20% flying, 10% sliding and 20% crazy!
Some advice and thoughts: If you're running with me be prepared to walk; unless you puke, faint or die please just keep moving; no it didn't say Insane Inflatable 5K Rum and if you want a good pick up line at the race try "your pace or mine."
Channel your inner child and think bouncy pads on steroids because this will be the first time you'll have laughs and fun while sweating, and remember, sweat is just your fat crying uncontrollably! Register now. See you there!