The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 8/10 - 8/14.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: THIS has been responsible for well over 5,000 deaths. What is it?
ANSWER: Doctor's sloppy handwriting
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: When this creature comes in contact with a human, it will run to safety to clean itself.
ANSWER: Cockroach
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: Doing THIS increases your chances of having a NIGHTMARE! What is it?
ANSWER: Sleeping in a COLD ROOM!
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: The record for this activity is over TEN THOUSAND times. What record are we talking about?
ANSWER: Pushups!
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: Every 7 years, you'll lose about half of THIS. What is it?
ANSWER: Friends, and replace them with new ones!