Elf on the Shelf

Hire Yourself a Living Elf on the Shelf
An unidentified Boston-area man has taken the "Elf on the Shelf" Christmas tradition to a new--a far, far creepier--level.
In an ad posted five days ago on the Boston Craiglist page, the man posted the following:
For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf…