Deflategate II Investigation Underway
HOUSTON, TX – Upon the completion of Super Bowl LI, an independent investigation, now coined “Deflategate Two,” was launched.
The investigation stems from the unexpected deflation of Roger GOODELL’s ego at the completion of the game.
Though the investigation is still in its early stages, it was reported that a very happy and smiling Tom BRADY was in close proximity to GOODELL when the incident took place.
No further information is available at this time.
Source: Dartmouth Police Department (Unofficial Release)