PETA

Making Animal Crackers More Humane [PHIL-OSOPHY]
Try not to laugh. Have you noticed the taste difference in free-roaming animals compared to the other stuff out there? I know the kids will pick up immediately on the fact that their favorite classic Barnum's Animal Crackers are now nomadic, meandering, and no longer behind jail-like bars anymo…
Don't stop believing
Santa has all the telltale signs of being a conservative! Could it be? Have you ever heard Santa bellowing "Happy Holidays?" I haven't. It's always been "Mer-ry Christmas - Ho Ho Ho!" And speaking of the way it's always been, Santa believes in tradition, like cookies and milk, a …