Time for another installment of "Bad Joke Theatre".  Today's joke is parents will relate to, if you have kids they something like this may have happened to you.  Kids are so cute.

Mother was out, and dad was in charge.
The little girl was maybe 2 1/2 years old.
Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favourite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, mom came home.
Dad made mom wait in the living room to watch her bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
Mom waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.Then she said, (as only a mother would know),
"'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
Too funny!  If you have a joke you would like to share please do!