The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 5/18 - 5/22.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: About 85% of people who have one of these in their house say it just collects dust
ANSWER: A piano
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: Thousands of cyclists are injured by THIS every year. What is it?
ANSWER: Car doors opening
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: North Carolina, Arkansas, Maryland, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas all forbid this unpleasant truth. What is it?
ANSWER: All of these states forbid Atheists from taking public office
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: In Swedish, Hungarian, and Hebrew, this well known man's first name means "peach," a "shed," and a "flash of lightning," respectively. WHO?
ANSWER: BARRACK Obama
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: Which famous politician was also inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame?
ANSWER: Abraham Lincoln