The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 7/18/16 - 7/22/16.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: This thing is made up of 99% dead cells, and 1% live cells. What is it?
ANSWER: A tree!
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: The word LISTEN contains the same letters as what other word?
ANSWER: SILENT
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: Napoleon tried a communication method that didn't require light or sound. What did this eventually become?
ANSWER: Braille
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: Americans spend a billion dollars a year on what clothing item?
ANSWER: Slippers
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: 66% of women would rather receive WHAT than a wedding proposal?
ANSWER: Job promotion