The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 7/5/16 - 7/8/16.

1
MONDAY
4th of July - No Question
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: What cracked the Liberty Bell?
ANSWER: Technically, no one knows. Historians suspect faulty bell-making was to blame.
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: What does Ben & Jerry's do to their cows for the ethical treatment of the herd?
ANSWER: Massage their cows.
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: What is the most frequently misspelled word in the English language?
ANSWER: Restaurateur - person who owns and manages a restaurant.
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: Why did Sears get complaints when printing the catalogue on glossy paper?
ANSWER: Harder to use it for toilet paper.