The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 6/27/16 - 7/1/16.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: Why do pimps wear expensive jewelry and watches?
ANSWER: Pawned for bail money. Jewelry is not confiscated when arrested.
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: What do doctors recommend is the most effective way to stop an itch?
ANSWER: Apply pressure and reduce blood flow.
3
WEDNESDAY
QUESTION: Why was the T-Shirt invented?
ANSWER: For bachelors who couldn't sew or replace buttons. Eliminated the problem entirely.
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: Why wasn't Benjamin Franklin trusted to write the Declaration of Independence?
ANSWER: For fear that he would put a joke in it.
5
FRIDAY

No Question Today!