The Improbable Questions This Week

QUESTION: Why did the Russian version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" get rid of the "Ask the Audience" feature?

ANSWER: Crowd would intentionally give the wrong answer.

QUESTION: What were the last words spoken on the moon?

ANSWER: "All right, let's get this mother out of here and go home!"

QUESTION: All US Presidents get free tax payer services while in the White house except for what?

ANSWER: Food (toiletries and dry cleaning as well)

QUESTION: What is the world's largest restaurant chain?

ANSWER: Subway

QUESTION: What institute of higher learning has produced the most BILLIONAIRES in the world?

ANSWER: University of Pennsylvania