The Improbable Questions This Week

In case you missed one or two, here's a list, just for you! This is the full list from 1/25 - 1/29.

1
MONDAY
QUESTION: Who (What) was the only non-human to testify before Congress?
ANSWER: Elmo. He urged support for increased funding in music education.
2
TUESDAY
QUESTION: What was the product "Quietness" used for?
ANSWER: Opium for babies in 19th century Great Britain
3
WEDNESDAY
Brazil couldn't afford to send its athletes to the 1932 Olympics in Los Angeles. So they loaded their ship with coffee and sold it along the way!
4
THURSDAY
QUESTION: Typically, one of these weighs about a million pounds.
ANSWER: Cloud (filled with water)
5
FRIDAY
QUESTION: Otters do something unusual when they sleep. What is it?
ANSWER: Hold hands so they don't drift away