Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
9-year old Ryan Hoelzel was so looking forward to showing off his new calf at summer 4-H fairs, but within a few minutes of the calf being dropped off at his Epping, NH family farm, the calf moooved fast and escaped!