Maine Man Can Whistle but Must Keep Moving
Have you heard about the Portland, Maine whistler, charged with disorderly conduct for whistling a happy tune in front of businesses?
Robert Smith will still be able to pucker up but only if he's walking about. If he decides to stop moving, his musical talents may earn him a solo concert in jail! With all the problems facing us, this story is a hummer!
Like speech, shouldn't whistling be covered under the First Amendment?