Did you hear about 5-year old little Joe Cruz of Hyannis who was threatened with suspension for making a Lego gun

In these politically charged times, kids can't play cowboy games or make toy guns from Lego blocks, or worse, to imagine a gun using our FINGERS! The P-word (POW!) must never be uttered by kids, again!

In fact, let's ask Washington to nationalize registration of all owners of Legos!